He’s ALL The Sandwiches Short Of A Picnic
A guy came in and ordered a dozen sandwiches. They were a whole random assortment of types and toppings, and he stressed that he wanted their full description written out on the wrapper.
We made them, labelled them, he paid, and then he proceeded to go out into the parking lot of the strip mall we were located in, and try and sell the sandwiches he’d just bought to people walking by for several dollars more than he paid for them.
We were informed of this when people came in to complain, and one of my coworkers went outside to talk to him, but he insisted that it was a free country, and he could do whatever he wanted with the sandwiches now.
So, we let him be, and, a few hours later, he came back in with all twelve sandwiches and tried to demand a refund. Our manager refused, which led to the man pitching a tantrum:
Customer: *Demandingly.* “What am I supposed to do with a dozen sandwiches?!”
Manager: “Eat them.”
The guy swore and stormed off with the sandwiches, but that isn’t the craziest part.
The same guy came back five more times during the following month, pulling the exact same thing each time. A dozen labelled sandwiches, going out and trying to sell them in the parking lot, failing to sell a single one.
He didn’t come in to try and get a refund after that first time, and, as far as any of us saw, he never made a sale, so I have no idea why he was so stubborn to try and make his ‘scheme’ work.