Prepare To Have Your Helping Privileges Yanked Away
CONTENT WARNING: Blood (Minor Injury)
During my first pregnancy, we moved to a new apartment and started renovating the kitchen. To paint the walls properly, we wanted to remove the old skirting boards first. Now, not everyone might know this, but even when the stomach stands out and is impossible to miss as you cannot see your own feet, you don’t really feel that it is there. It is difficult to explain, but your motor skills still tell you that your stomach ends where it used to.
Everyone told me to be careful and rest, but I wanted to help. I couldn’t move very well and didn’t have high stamina at the time, but I found that I could help remove the skirting boards. My nesting instincts took over for a while, and I was very adamant about getting things in order, so that is what I did. While we were home (but not currently working on the kitchen), I sat down on the floor and started to carefully loosen the boards from the walls.
Husband: “Be careful now!”
Me: “Don’t worry.”
Husband: “Don’t hurt yourself.”
Me: “It isn’t that hard.”
Not long after I said that, I got to a part that was rather well stuck, but I could feel that with a small, controlled yank, I could get it loose. I was right. The only problem, as explained before, was that I miscalculated the room I had for my “little yank” before yanking the board right into my stomach.
After the yank, everything went quiet as I looked at the blood coming from where the wood had pierced my stomach.
Me: “Oops.”
Husband: “What happened?!”
He yelled and came running.
Me: “I stabbed myself in the stomach.”
Husband: “WHAT?!”
I laughed then. It honestly wasn’t that bad; it had just grazed the surface, but it looked a lot more dramatic since I was, in fact, bleeding. My husband wanted to take me to the hospital, but I calmed him down. It was nowhere near dangerous to the child, and I could feel that all was well in there.
Safe to say, after that, I could only help out when no one was home to stop me. The baby came out alive and well and is now four years old.