Unfiltered Story #144585

, | Unfiltered | March 20, 2019

(I get all kinds late at night…one night I get a customer come up, looking very strange and kind of sad.)

Customer: “I need a woman!”

(I’m female.)

Me: “Sorry, sir….can’t help you with that.”

Customer: “You’re a woman. How about you come to my room for a few hours.”

Me: “Uh, no, I’m not…”

Customer: *getting frustrated* “How much do you charge?”

(I edge away and the customer starts flinging huge rolls of money at me, so I go and hide in the back office. When I come out, he’s gone. I report this to my manager, in case he tries to complain about me. A few hours later, morning arrives and I’m just about to go home when the same customers comes up again.)

Me: *nervously* “Hello…”

Customer: “I…just wanna say I’m sorry for how I acted last night. I was really drunk!”

Me: *awkward* “Oh, no problem!”

(He stares at me for a while and then leaves sheepishly. Funny, I didn’t smell any alcohol on him last night, so he must’ve been sober. Still, I appreciated the apology. My manager ended up banning him though, when he saw the tapes. I never saw him again.)

Unfiltered Story #144581

, , | Unfiltered | March 20, 2019

(Note: I am 26 years old and am pregnant with my second child. I am walking around the store my best friend, her boyfriend, my husband, and three year old daughter. This conversation happens when I walk up to a till with my friend and help her pay for her things while our men walk around the store, ps. the cashier is a teenage girl who looks about seventeen)

Cashier: “Holy s***, you look like a fat cow. I think you need to go on a diet or something. No ones going to want to bang you if you’re fat.”

(The cashier looks at my 7 month baby bump and and rolls her eyes in disgust. My friend looks at me but says nothing and we continue to ignore her.”

Cashier: “You know, i’m a teenager and even I know if I want to get laid I have to exercise and not eat. Only fat pigs like yourself end up having a dozen cats a home.”

(This carries on for the rest of transaction and I’m more than annoyed. I decide I might as well speak up now.)

Me: “Look girl, I don’t care that you feel the need to starve yourself just you can get a stupid boy to have sex with you. I, don’t need to do that. I am happily married with a super hot man and probably has my three year old daughter in his arms. I’m a 26 year old mother and it’s non of your concern but, i’m pregnant with my second child. Now, if you excuse me but this fat cow is going to go home and know that I can have sex whenever and wherever I want with someone who doesn’t care what size or thickness I am.”

(My husband and daughter have snuck up behind me and have listened to the whole thing.)

Daughter: “Yeah!!”

(She throws her plastic toy and hits the teenager right in her nose. My daughter then sticks her tongue and yells MEANIE all the way to the car while my husband couldn’t stop laughing. We even treated her to some ice cream!)

Unfiltered Story #144577

, , | Unfiltered | March 20, 2019

I work at a large, well-known retailer. At most other stores, the glasses department is on the same phone line as the rest of the store. I don’t know why,t ours is not.
Me: Thank you for calling [store, location], how may I direct your call?
Caller: This is [name] calling from the store in [nearby town]. May I please have [glasses department].
Me: I’m sorry, but they have a separate number. It is [number].
Caller reads it back to me.
Me: Have a great day.
I start to hang up.
Caller: So are you going to transfer me?
Facepalm

Unfiltered Story #144573

, , , | Unfiltered | March 20, 2019

I work in the garden center at a grocery store. As I’m helping a gentleman find some plants we have this exchange:
Customer: do you have any cucumbers?
Me: yup they’re just on that rack over there
Customer: woah you have a lot of different kinds!
Me: uh ya! Is there a specific kind you’re looking for?
Customer: No not really. Woah!! You can grow pickles?!?!
Me: uh no sir… They’re the type of cucumber that you use to make pickles…
Customer: oh.. Right.

(I’ve never had to resist the urge to laugh so hard. This man must have been 40 and I recognized him usually coming in with his mother)

Unfiltered Story #144569

, , | Unfiltered | March 19, 2019

Lady over drive through speaker: … Oh, and I want cheese on my fries.

Me: Cheese on your fries?

Lady: Yeah, y’all always put cheese on your fries.

Me: Ma’am, we don’t offer cheese fries.

Lady: You guys don’t have cheese anymore?

Me: Ma’am, we have NEVER offered cheese on our fries.

Lady: Oh. Well, if you could just put the cheese y’all always have on them, that’d be great! *drives away*

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