Unfiltered Story #179760

, , , | Unfiltered | December 13, 2019

(I work at a makeup counter. We provide makeup services. I have a client in the chair and am doing her makeup. A customer walks in)

Me: Hi there, how can I help you?
Customer: Yeah, do you do makeup?
Me (with makeup brush in hand standing in front of client): ……..yes.
Customer: Ok, thanks. (walks out)

wut?

Unfiltered Story #179758

, , | Unfiltered | December 13, 2019

(Me and my dad are at a popular supermarket when we walk past a mother and a young girl, who must have missed behaved.)
Mother: If you keep this up you’re going to be eating soup- I mean soap.
Dad: Did you hear that? The kid’s going to be eating soup.
Me: Yeah.
Dad: She said soup before she said soap.

Unfiltered Story #179755

, , , | Unfiltered | December 13, 2019

(My friends and I are at a restaurant. One orders a chocolate peanut butter milkshake. The waiter brings it to us, and announces:)
Waiter: “I’m chocolate peanut butter.” *pause* “No! Wait! /here’s/ your chocolate peanut butter shake! I’m sorry!”
(We all laughed)

Unfiltered Story #179753

, , , | Unfiltered | December 13, 2019

(I work in an outlet mall in one of the more popular stores as a sales associate. Besides my main job of talking to customers, I also work with cleaning up throughout my section. At this point in time, I’m folding and organizing a display around a few customers.)

Me: *accidentally drops article of clothing that I’m currently folding*
Customer: Is that item discounted?
Me: *thinks I misheard them* I’m sorry, what ma’am?
Customer: Is that item discounted? Is it on sale?
Me: Oh, no ma’am. It’s not discounted.
Customer: But you dropped it! You don’t think people are going to pay money for something you’ve dropped onto this disgusting floor do you?
Me: *speeechless*

Unfiltered Story #179751

, | Unfiltered | December 13, 2019

(One of my classmates works in our town’s tourist information. One day, a man from Cuba enters.)

Tourist: “Schluchsee Apartment Baden-Baden”
Classmate: “Sorry, there is no apartment called Schluchsee in Baden-Baden. [takes out a map and points to Baden-Baden] This is Baden-Baden [points to Baden-Baden] and this is Schluchsee [points to Schluchsee]. It’s on the border to Switzerland, you have to take the highway there.”
Tourist: “No. Schluchsee Apartment Baden-Baden.”
Classmate: “I can call your apartment in Schluchsee, if you like.”
Tourist: “Call them.”
[she calls the apartment]
Classmate: “I called the apartment and the reservation desk is closed for today. But you can stay in Baden-Baden and i’ll book you a hotel.”
Tourist: [points to Baden-Baden on the Map] “This is one side of Baden-Baden. [points to Schluchsee] This is other side of Baden-Baden.”
Classmate: [points to Baden-Baden] “Baden-Baden is just this little town here. This is a map of the whole of Baden-W├╝rttemberg.”

(It went on like this for a long time. The tourist did have his wife with him and she realized that Schluchsee wasn’t in Baden-Baden. He didn’t.)