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Mathsplaining

, , , | Learning | November 11, 2025

I was a long-term substitute teacher in math since the original teacher was on long-term leave. We had just had a test, and those who failed it or missed it due to sickness were about to take a new one on the same subject.

Student #1: “So, I won’t get the retest right? Since I was sick.”

Me: “Yes, it will count as your first test.”

Student #2: “But I will get the retest right?”

Me: “Yes, it is the same test though.”

Student #2: “But what? I should get the retest, not the full test!”

Me: “You get a full test even if it is your second take.”

They seemed very confused about this, and it struck me as strange since we’ve had exactly the same setup before. Later that day, another teacher contacted me. Note: She is not a math teacher; her subject is not even close to math. In fact, she would get confused about elementary school math when helping students.

Teacher: “Hi, I was just wondering about your retest. [Student #3]’s parents are wondering what he should study for it.”

Me: “Chapter three.”

Teacher: “Yes, but which parts of it?”

Me: “It is for the whole chapter.

Teacher: “Yes, but depending on which parts he made in the original test, they want to know what he should show now.”

Me: “Well, he has the latest test, so he can know what he did wrong last time.”

Teacher: “You let them keep it?”

Me: “Yes, so they can study up for the retest.”

Teacher: “But how do you know how to make the retest then? If you don’t know what they’ve already shown.”

Me: “Well, they get a complete test; I can’t exactly do an individual test for everyone.”

Teacher: “That is what I do!”

This confuses me even more, so I ask the other math teachers if they do individual retests, and they literally laugh out loud at the absurdity of making individual tests (unfortunately, the rate of people failing the first math test is higher than in many other subjects).

[Student #3] brings his old test for me, I write up his weaknesses and write to his parents where I clarify where he seems to be weak, but also that the test will be on the whole chapter. They thanked me very much.

Talking to my mentor, she suspects the reason the students are giving me a hard time is because that other teacher has been telling them I am not doing things the right way, because I don’t do it the same way she does. In my last week, I prepared to leave my planning over to the new teacher and mentioned to the team that there is a math test coming up and that the teacher might need help with holding it and finding all the material.

Teacher: “He will have a test already in his second week?”

Me: “Yes.”

Teacher: “That is not alright!”

Me: “I planned it like that because then he doesn’t have to have a lesson plan when he starts, and it works best for the students.”

Teacher: “But he doesn’t even know the students; how can he test them when he doesn’t know them?”

Me: “He just has to give them the materials and the test; we’ve already gone through all the theory, he only needs to do repetition and help the students study for it.”

There is an awkward silence in the room, as no one else wants to get involved, but then the head math teacher chimes in.

Head Math Teacher: “But you’ve already written the test, right?”

Me: “Yes, and two retests in case he needs them. There are also clear instructions for grading them.”

He nods, satisfied, and the rest of the team seems to value his judgement on the matter. The principal was in on this meeting, as well as my mentor, and the next morning (my last day on the job), I got an email from the teacher questioning me, apologising for questioning me, and that she was just worried about her students. It was the first time she had questioned me when others saw it, and the first time she apologised.

If you don’t even know the subject, don’t tell me how to teach it, please!

The Dunkin’ Duchess

, , , | Learning | November 9, 2025

Our college study group meets a few times a week. They’re long sessions, three or four hours each. Whenever someone runs out for food, we all chip in a little extra so the runner doesn’t have to pay. Simple deal: “If you fly, I’ll buy.”

About an hour into one session, one of the girls stretches and says she’s heading to Dunkin’ Donuts.

Me: “Ooh, I’ll buy if you fly.”

She stops mid-step and gives me this horrified look.

Girl: “I don’t bring food to other people. Servants do that.”

The room goes dead silent. 

We’ve been doing this for weeks, with everyone taking turns, no big deal. But apparently, today, we’ve got royalty in our study group. She wondered why she was left out of any group meals after that…

This Will Take Multiple Lessons

, , , | Learning | November 7, 2025

My last job was in a school, 200 staff, 2000 students. Each classroom has a desktop PC with an interactive display board and enough storage space for every staff member who uses that classroom, plus a couple of students (in an emergency) to log in and have a local copy of their profile saved. The teachers have been asked not to let students routinely log in to the machines.

So far, so straightforward. Except for one teacher who loves doing student presentations. And don’t get me wrong, they’re great teaching tools! But he insisted on having every. single. Students log in separately, load the PowerPoint, display the presentation, and then log out for the next one.

Naturally, I get a panicked phone call.

Teacher: “Help! The computer is so slow! It’s taking five or ten minutes to log each person in!”

Me: “Huh, that’s weird. I know you’ve used that classroom before, so it should be quick for you.”

Teacher: “No, I mean my students. They’re all supposed to be giving presentations, but it’s not logging them in!”

Me: “Oh, right. As discussed at [staff meeting], students shouldn’t be logging in to teachers’ PCs; they should share their files with you so you can present them.”

Teacher: “Well, how was I supposed to know that?! Just fix the machine!”

Me: “I’m happy to restart it and clear out the saved student profiles, but I will need you to log in, not the students, once I’ve done that.”

Teacher: *Mumblegrumble.*

Which… fine. Okay. He’s having a bad day, I guess, but at least we solved the problem. Except two weeks later:

Teacher: “Help! The computer is so slow! It’s taking five or ten minutes to log each person in!”

Me: “Hi, yes, your students should be sending their files to you so that you can present them from your account.”

Teacher: “Well, how was I supposed to know that?!”

A Different Kind Of Rolling

, , , , , | Learning | November 5, 2025

My college, like many others, has a lot of stoners. One day in class, I overhear the following between two guys wearing hoodies.

Dude #1: “Hey, so man, you got my stuff in your car?”

Dude #2: “Yeah, man, I got it. You got the money?”

Dude #1: “Well, I do, but it’s all in quarters.”

Dude #2: “Quarters? What the h*** am I supposed to do with $100 worth of quarters?”

Dude #1: “Hey man, you just said I needed to bring you $100, you didn’t say it had to be in bills.”

Dude #2: “What… Where the h*** did you even get $100 worth of quarters?”

Dude #1: “Hey, look, do you want it or not?”

Dude #2: “What the f*** ever man. Meet me in the parking lot after fourth period.”

The same dude was in my fifth-period class, still wearing his hoodie. I couldn’t see his face, but I knew it was him from the jingling sounds coming from his heavy-looking backpack.

Dot Matrix Revolutions

, , , , | Learning | November 3, 2025

This story took place in the 1980s, so the conversations are going to be paraphrased since it has been a really long time.

I was attending college, and had a professor who was so starched, I feared that his body would develop stress fractures.

Professor: “…and I will not be accepting any papers that are not typed up on a typewriter.”

Student: “My computer has a dot matrix printer. Will that be okay?”

Professor: “No fancy shmancy dot matrix printouts will not be accepted. Typewriter, or accept a zero.”

I stood up with a smile.

Me: “So, for anyone wondering, I’m [My Name], and I’m a Navy Chief Yeoman.”

For those not familiar with Navy ranks, this is basically an admin and personnel specialist.

Me: “At work, I have an IBM printer that is based on an IBM Selectric electric typewriter. I also have WordPerfect, WordStar, and IBM Word installed on my computer. If anyone wants to compose anything on their computers using any of those word processing programs, feel free to do so and give me the paper on disk. I can print using Prestige Elite (12 pitch), Courier (10 pitch), or several other typefaces. I’ll get you sorted within minutes.”

The professor was not happy with me and made some rather not-so-veiled threats about filing a plagiarism complaint or accusations of cheating with the Dean. This was, of course, nonsense, since I would not be doing any writing, just printing. I clapped back.

Me: “If you want to play silly games, I can play them too, Professor. And as a Navy Chief, I have received formal training on how to be an utter b*****d and a*****e. It will also be your word against the entire classroom of witnesses.”

Many of my classmates took me up on my offer, and though I didn’t ask for it, students were more than happy to help pay for the ribbon and paper used. My work had no problem at all once I explained and handed over the money when the printer was used.

The professor spent the semester looking as though he had been weaned on lemons and pickle juice.