Makes Sense When They Have A Constant Dark Cloud Over Their Head
I work at a bookstore chain in both the book area and the attached chain café. While I love the job in general, I also now have a very real understanding of how crazy people can actually be.
One of our regulars in the café has been giving all of the baristas crap for about as long as she’s been buying coffee from us. She always tries to start fights, and when we ask her what is wrong she just says something along the lines of, “You know what you did!” even though we usually have no idea.
One day, she comes in and orders her usual, and the barista making her drink starts casually chatting about the weather with her. It was kind of cloudy and rainy out today, but it’s not too bad.
The customer immediately tries to start a fight.
Customer: “You’re wrong! This weather is terrible!”
Barista #1: “Well, I like this weather, and so do a lot of other people. It all depends on your preference, I guess.”
Customer: “You have no idea what you’re talking about. You shouldn’t be fighting with the customer because the customer is always right.”
No, really, she said that.
Apparently, the customer’s opinion on the weather is also the only right one. She finally leave with her coffee, sufficiently pissed at one of the sweetest girls I work with.
THE NEXT DAY, she comes back again for her usual, and who should be working but the barista who dared to argue with her. Another barista who knows the story decides to take over her order and makes the mistake of trying to engage in polite conversation.
The woman keeps glaring at the girl she fought with yesterday and tells [Barista #2]:
Customer: “I just don’t know what to do.”
Barista #2: “What do you mean?”
Customer: “I have the feeling that if I talk to [Barista #1] again, I’ll punch her in the face.”
[Barista #2] immediately calls a manager to tell them everything that has happened so far. The manager approaches the customer.
Manager: “I’ve been waiting a long time for you to do something like this. Threatening an employee is something I can finally act on. You’re banned for life. Please leave and never come back.”
The customer glared but complied. It was almost as if she was used to being banned from places.