Sweater Mystery Unravels
(I am working at the customer service desk. A conservatively dressed woman in her early sixties walks up to the counter.)
Me: “Hi. What can I help you with today?”
Customer: “Just a return.”
(She pulls out a very garish holiday sweater, covered entirely in bright red sequins.)
Me: “Okay, was there anything wrong with it?”
Customer: “No. I just must have been really f****** high when I bought it. Look at it! It’s hideous! I don’t even remember buying this thing. I must have been really baked. D***, this is an ugly sweater!”
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