The Doctor’s Finding New Ways To Regenerate
My boss told me this story. When his daughter was born, he filled out her registration form. Because he was sleep-deprived from being by his wife’s side through the birth, he made a huge mistake on the form. His daughter’s official birth certificate came back with this exact error, so he had to go down to the appropriate government office to get this corrected.
Father: “Hello. I’m here to correct my daughter’s birth certificate.”
Employee: “What seems to be the problem?”
Father: “It says here that my daughter was born on March 2nd, 03/02, of this year. She was actually born on February 3rd, 02/03.”
Employee: “Sir, we can’t change the date of birth on your daughter’s certificate. This is the information that the hospital provided to us. The only thing we can do is correct any spelling errors.”
Father: “Yeah, you got the form from the hospital, which was filled out by me. I was the one who made the mistake. It’s my fault, but I’m honestly surprised that the registration exchanged hands multiple times and nobody noticed. Also, how do you not have a contingency plan for this?”
Employee: “Sir, we make sure the forms are checked thoroughly.”
Father: “With all due respect, you’re telling me that my daughter was born on March 2nd. I was there at the hospital with my wife on February 3rd. The hospital records can prove that my wife was there on that date, and you’d be hard-pressed to find any entry records for March 2nd. Do you know why? It is still February now, as we speak! March hasn’t even happened yet! Is my daughter a time traveler?”
Employee: “Let me get my supervisor for you.”
I can’t fully remember what happened after this, other than that my boss was finally able to get his daughter’s birth certificate corrected. The bureaucracy was painful, all the same.