With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 26
We had our friends over for the first time after we got married and decided to make smash patties for them on the Blackstone. My husband was fully convinced he would do the main course all by himself.
Situation #1: I double-check everything with him just before the company arrives and realize he is missing a critical part of a burger. The bun. The poor guy runs to town, and in his brain fog, miscounts and buys thirty-two buns instead of sixteen.
Situation #2: He thinks burgers are incomplete without fried bacon and onions, so he makes them on the grill before the burgers and stores them in the microwave to stay warm. While munching on the last bite of the last burger, his buddy says, “Wouldn’t grilled bacon and onions have been just the perfect addition to this?”
Cue head smacks all around.
We ate the bacon and onions straight; they were still delicious.
Related:
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 25
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 24
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 23
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 22
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 21