A Hot Take During A Cold Front
We haven’t gotten “real snow” in New Jersey in a few years, so when we get six-ish inches dumped at once, certain people panic about it, mostly in the “drive so cautiously you overcompensate and become a hazard” area.
I go out later in the afternoon, after the snow stops and the plows have been through, to grab a couple of household essentials that we somehow didn’t realize we needed before it hit.
Shockingly, I get in and out of the store with everything I need and without any major drama! It’s stopping at the fast-food place on the way home that’s the issue. All I want to do is pick up a couple of hot, greasy burgers and French fries, but the fellow at the counter, berating the employee, is making that impossible. It’s not his voice that gets my attention, however…
Customer: “Do you have any idea how freaking cold it is out right now!?”
Cashier: “You said it’s 25, so that’s pretty cold, yep.”
Customer: “Shouldn’t you have the heat on in here!?”
Cashier: “The heat is on; it’s set to 70.”
Customer: “Then it’s not working, is it!?”
Cashier: “I can only think that with the doors opening frequently, it’s letting the draft in.”
This continues on with the customer being increasingly irate, and the cashier having a pure “I don’t get paid enough for this” tone in his voice. I spend the entire time staring slightly downwards. Finally, I have to interject.
Me: “Excuse me, I just need to pick up a mobile order.”
Customer: “NOT UNTIL THIS IDIOT TURNS UP THE HEAT!
Me: “He’s not the idiot that went out in a snowstorm wearing cargo shorts and sandals then complained about the cold!”
The guy turns and faces me fully. The cashier takes a second to peek over the counter, sees his outfit, and visibly almost busts out laughing. Shorts-and-sandals-man tries to stare me down, I give a ‘what?’ sort of shrug. The cashier calls out my name, I step around and grab my bag of food, and leave the insulation-challenged fellow to figure out his place in life, and how you might need more than a puffy jacket to stay warm.
