Car Chaos Caught On Camera Creates Karmic Comeuppance
I am one of the “long [contagious illness]” sufferers, which means for the past year since having a particular virus, I still get heavily fatigued, shortness of breath, and a slew of other symptoms. This has granted me a two-year disability-accessible parking permit. I own numerous collector cars and tend to drive them almost every day, weather permitting. The car I am driving today was my JZX 100 Chaser which I imported from Japan and have heavily modified into a drift car.
On my way home today, my wife calls asking if I mind picking up a few things for dinner. Of course, I have no problems doing so. I stop at a shopping center not far from my home and see two accessible parking spaces next to each other and back into the further of the two from the store. I go into the store using a cane and collect the groceries that were asked for.
Upon exiting the store, I notice a police car parked in the lane directly in front of my car, my permit hanging in my window, and a woman talking with the officer. With my cane hanging on the push handle of the cart, I approach, leaning my body weight on said cart.
Me: “Is everything okay here?
Woman: “Who do you think you are, parking in a disability spot?”
I hold up my cane.
Woman: “No disabled person would drive this car! You’re faking it and probably made that placard at home.”
Officer: *Finally butting in* “Ma’am, the placard and tag on the vehicle come back to the same name. Sir, may I see your driver’s license?”
Me: “No problem.”
I produce my license, and the officer looks it over.
Officer: “Sorry for bothering you. Have a nice afternoon.”
Woman: “What?! You can’t just let him go! This piece of s*** needs to be towed now!”
Yes, she called my baby a piece of s***.
Officer: “Ma’am, even if this gentleman didn’t have the right to park there, we would just ticket the car, not tow it.”
Woman: “I demand to speak to your sergeant! SER-GEANT!”
Officer: “No, ma’am, there is no reason for me to call my sergeant out here. Please continue on with your shopping.”
The officer bid us both good day as the woman scoffed and shuffled off.
The officer and I exchanged an awkward “What the f*** was wrong with her?” type of laugh as he shrugged and got back into his car. As the officer was pulling away, I started to put the groceries into the back seat of my car. (The car actually has a hood on it, and the hood was a custom order from a high-quality carbon fiber manufacturer, including custom drilling for the hood exit exhaust, which cost $3,200.)
As I finished putting groceries into my car, I heard a loud, repetitive banging noise. I looked up and saw the same entitled woman now with a HAMMER banging on the hood of my car, knocking out one of my headlights, and dinging up the front bumper. Before I could even shove her away from the car, she managed to completely crack the hood, causing it to splinter from end to end.
I shoved the woman so hard that when she hit the ground on her back, she rolled a** over elbows and ended up facing stomach down. She stood up screaming absolute murder. A coworker as well as two customers of the store happened to witness everything and came running to restrain the woman. After realizing she couldn’t attack me with the hammer, the woman called the police AGAIN. I couldn’t hear much of the phone call, but I will not lie; I was a bit worried about a possible assault charge.
Less than five minutes later, the same officer arrived, as well as two additional units. The officer ordered me into a pat down, and I complied. Then, he handcuffed me. All the while, the woman was screaming about me assaulting her. The officer noticed the damage on the front of my car and asked what happened. I explained that this absolute nutter had just teed off with a hammer on it unprovoked moments after he left. The woman denied this entirely, stating that she had only hit the hood of the car once because she had missed hitting me.
Luckily, I remembered that I have some really fancy cameras on this car, which included a dash cam that captures video any time there is motion. I explained this to the officer and told him I could pull it up on my phone. The officer uncuffed me while the woman was screaming at him to take me to jail, clearly realizing that she was in deep s***.
Not only did this amazing camera catch everything in 1080p, but it also recorded all of the sound, including my “What the f***?!” when i realized what was happening. It showed me topple this woman across the parking lot as she drew back to swing the hammer AT ME! (I hadn’t noticed this at the time.)
The woman was immediately handcuffed. She resisted and even spat on one of the other officers. Obviously, I said I wanted to press charges.
The woman is facing four charges: felony destruction of property, felony assault, assault on an officer, and resisting arrest. Luckily, the officer allowed me to drive the car home (roughly two miles) while he followed me, and it is now sitting in my garage. I am writing this as I sit on hold with my insurance agent. I plan to file a civil suit against the woman, as well.
Always invest in a decent dash camera because people are absolutely insane.
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