Isn’t This The Plot To An Adult Film Or Something?
Decades ago, I used to drive for a number of local pizzerias in town. One was family-owned and they had their twelve-year-old daughter answer phones and take orders. Unfortunately, she had a habit of transposing numbers and getting addresses wrong.
One night, I had a late delivery to an older part of town that often had older houses converted into a number of apartments for rent. When I arrived, the lights were out on this old house, but I opened the door and started searching for apartment four. As it was dark and there only seemed to be three doors on the main floor, I went upstairs and saw a room with a light on at the end of the hallway. I knocked on the door.
It swung open to reveal this HUGE biker-type guy in the middle of making love to a woman! They slowly turned toward me in the doorway, and all I could think to do was ask:
Me: “Did you order a pizza?”
It was when he grabbed the huge hunting knife on his nightstand that I figured the answer was “No.”
It turned out that the owners’ daughter had transposed the address numbers again and I had accidentally “broken into” someone’s home!