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A Patient Without Patience… Or Compassion

, , , , , | Healthy | May 20, 2024

CONTENT WARNING: Pet Death



I’m working the front desk at our veterinary clinic. It’s about 7:45 am; our clinic opened at 7:30 am for surgery drop-offs with our first outpatient appointments scheduled for 8:00 am. We only have a couple of nurses and one doctor until later in the morning.

We have several clients waiting up front to either have their pet processed for surgery or to be brought to a room for exams when an existing client rushes in with her pet in medical distress. I pull her into a room, and all of our medical staff currently present begin life-saving measures.

Then, one of the 8:00 am slots shows up. I let everyone know the situation and inform them that there will be a wait. 8:00 am rolls around, then 8:05, 8:10…

Everyone is very patient and understanding despite having already been there for a while — all except for the newest arrival.

[Client] stands and comes to my desk.

Client: “Hi. My appointment was at 8:00 am. Will it be much longer?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I don’t know. We don’t keep full staff in the morning, so all hands are on deck for the medical emergency right now. I’m sorry for the inconvenience. They are working as fast as they can, but the situation doesn’t look very good.”

Client: “But my appointment was prescheduled. I set it for this time because I work nights! I have to get home and sleep.”

My husband also works nights, so you will get no sympathy here.

Me: “Again, I know it’s frustrating, but the emergency is the priority right now.”

At this moment, a nurse tells me over our headsets that the patient has passed. We have a battery candle next to a sign on the desk informing clients that we have another client losing a pet and asking for quiet during that time when the candle is lit. I excuse myself and light it right in front of the client.

I lower my voice, speaking to the whole waiting area.

Me: “Hi, everyone. The nurses should be up soon to start taking you back now.”

Everyone nods solemnly, having read the sign — except for this lady, who is still hovering at my desk.

Client: “How soon?”

Me: “I’m not sure. They are comforting the other patient, but they should be up very soon now that all staff are not required. These other clients will be assisted first. Are you okay to wait, or would you like to reschedule?”

Client: *Huffs and puffs* “Is there really no one back there that can see my dog really quickly? It’s just a nail trim!

The look of disgust on the other clients’ faces — as she not only tries to jump the line and shows a complete lack of regard for someone else’s loss but does all of this for a nail trim — is priceless. They look astounded. I, being a NAR reader, am not surprised.

Me: “No, ma’am. Someone is currently saying goodbye to their family member, so a nail trim is not the nurses’ priority. I recommend you reschedule if you cannot wait.”

Client: “Fine! Never mind!”

She storms out.

She calls the office phone IMMEDIATELY after getting to her car to set another day up but also to continue her complaints about how inconvenient it is that she had to wait for “just a nail trim”. I think she was embarrassed to have all these patient people judging her in the waiting room.

The joke is that they can hear me speaking and tell who I am talking to. They all turn to listen as I again explain that an emergency takes precedence over a nail trim and that we have other people here first who are waiting for actual exams. She then tells me that she wishes someone had called to give her a heads-up so she didn’t bother coming out for nothing!

I end by telling her:

Me: “Ma’am, the emergency arrived right before you did, so I would have had to preemptively call you before they even arrived. The day I gain the ability to foresee the future, I will go buy lottery tickets.”

She quickly set a new appointment and hung up after that.

What A Foreign Concept

, , , , , , , | Learning | May 20, 2024

When my dad was seventeen, he did a year of high school in the USA; we’re from The Netherlands.

Classmate: “All foreigners are weird.”

Dad: “Why do you think that?”

Classmate: “It’s weird that you don’t speak English.”

Dad: “Why is that weird?”

Classmate: “It’s useless to make up a sentence and then translate that to a foreign language in your head before saying it out loud.”

Dad: “What do you mean? Wait… Do you think that everyone from other countries thinks their words first in English and then just makes the extra effort to translate it into the language of their country?”

Classmate: “Yeah… don’t you?”

Dad: “Why would we do that?!”

Classmate: “See! I told you! It’s stupid!”

Dad: “It sure is!”

The Cutest Cupcake Caper

, , , , , , , | Related | May 20, 2024

I partially overhear a conversation between my housemate and his three-year-old after they return from the store.

[Child] walks in eating a tiny cupcake.

Child: “My daddy gave me a cupcake!”

After finishing it:

Child: “Daddy, can I have another cupcake?”

Father: “After dinner, sure.”

A short time later from across the house, I only hear [Father]’s response.

Father: “That was very polite, so you may have another cupcake.”

Another maybe twenty minutes pass, and [Father] steps outside to have a cigarette. A minute after that, [Child] walks down the hallway proudly holding a box of cupcakes.

Child: “My daddy got me cupcakes!”

Me: “And your daddy gave you that whole box, did he?”

Child: *Excitedly* “Yeah!”

Me: “[Child], are you sure he gave you that entire box right before dinner?”

Child: “Yeah!”

[Child] sits on the couch and starts to open the box.

Me: *Louder* “[Father], I’m assuming you did not give [Child] an entire box of cupcakes.”

Father: “I absolutely did not! [Child]!”

Getting That “Last Day” Energy

, , , , , , , | Right | May 19, 2024

I’m shopping at a local grocery store. The shortest line leads to a register with a prominent sign at the start of the line: “This register does not accept cash at this time.” I’m planning to pay by card, so I get in this line.

Lo and behold, the customer in front of me tries to pay with cash.

Cashier: “I can’t accept cash at this register.”

Customer: “What the f*** is wrong with you? Why wouldn’t you—”

Cashier: “Can you read English?”

Customer: “Huh?”

Cashier: *Slower* “Can you read English?”

Customer: “Of course I can! The f*** does that—”

Cashier: *Suddenly loud and aggressive* “THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!”

I watch in shock as [Cashier] steps away from the till and toward the back of the line, grabbing the sign.

Cashier: “Read this!”

Customer: “Why the—”

Cashier: “READ THIS SIGN! Out loud, right now!”

Customer: “…’This register does not accept cash at this time.'”

Cashier: “Do you know what that means?!”

Customer: “I—”

Cashier: “DO YOU KNOW what that means?!”

Customer: “It… means you can’t pay with cash here.”

Cashier: “Did you read this sign before you got in line?!”

Customer: “…No.

Cashier: “WHY DID YOU NOT READ THE SIGN? If you can read English, you have no reason not to read this sign! Why would you get in line at a till and not read the sign at the start of the line?!”

The customer says nothing more, only picking up their purchases and moving to another line. The cashier puts the sign back and storms back to the till.

Cashier: “This is why I’m leaving this job today!”

Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Touch Their Own Stuff

, , | Right | May 20, 2024

Client: “My website is broken! Users can’t connect, and a lot of pages are missing! HELP!”

Me: “Have you changed something?”

Client: “No, of course not. I noticed the problem when I was deleting some lines in the database to improve the SEO.”