A Whole Barnload Of Stupid Requests
Client: “I have a photograph of an old car of mine I’d like you to retouch for me. Can you do that?”
Me: “Sure! Just bring in the photo, and we’ll scan it in and see what we can do.”
A few days later, the man comes back and hands me the photo of his car he wants me to retouch.
Me: “I think you might have handed me the wrong image. This is a photo of a barn.”
Client: “No, that’s the right one. My car is parked behind the barn. You’ll need to edit out the barn so you can see my car.”

Clients From Hell