When The Druggies Of The Sixties Expect Common Sense Now

, , , , , , | Right | October 6, 2019

(While working in my department, I overhear an elderly woman complaining to her son.)

Woman: “I honestly don’t understand how these people nowadays don’t have common sense. When I ask for Tylenol, they should know I mean acetaminophen and direct me to the generic stuff. What kind of level of stupidity is our nation stooping to?”

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Excuse Their French

, , , , , , , | Friendly | September 9, 2019

(I overhear a great conversation between two kids while at work.)

Kid #1: “I don’t know what language that was in.”

Kid #2: “I was speaking the cheese language! You know, fromage?”

Kid #1: “That’s French.”

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Oof, And Also Yikes

, , , , , | Friendly | August 1, 2019

I recently overheard this at the apartment pool:

“I told him I wished he’d die in a car accident, and then he died in that car accident? I meant it, but I didn’t mean it mean it.”

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Strange Looking

, , , , , | Friendly | May 31, 2019

(I’m at a gas station filling up my car when I hear the following exchange between two other customers.)

Customer #1: “Do you need something?”

Customer #2: “No.”

Customer #1: “Then why are you staring at me?”

Customer #2: “I can look at anything I want! If you don’t like it, call the cops!”

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Time To Bail On This Scam

, , , , , , | Friendly | May 25, 2019

(Two ladies behind me on the bus are chatting.)

Lady: “Oh, I got a call yesterday from some fellow claiming to be a sheriff from someplace in Utah.”

Friend: “Oh, what did he want?”

Lady: “He said my grandson was in jail and I needed to send him bail money right away.”

Friend: “You don’t have any grandsons.”

Lady: “Yeah. So, I asked him if it was ‘Randall.’”

Friend: “And?”

Lady: “He said yes, and I told him to forget it. Said I never liked that little s***, anyway, and he could stay in jail.”

(Fortunately, I had to get off the bus then, or I’d have burst out laughing.)

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