Thrown By A Scone
A customer comes up to the register, and I go over to help.
Customer: “Can I get a plain scone?”
Me: “We only have blueberry and orange.”
Customer: “I really wanted a plain scone.”
Me: “I have blueberry scones and orange scones.”
This time, I also point out each scone as I say the flavor. The customer walks to the other side of the (small-ish) case and points at the croissants.
Customer: “That’s the one I want.”
Me: “So, the croissant?”
Customer: “What? What’s that?”
Me: “That is a croissant.”
Customer: “Yes, the plain one! It’s right there!”
I start to ring her up so I can bag up the croissant while she pays, and as she’s walking back to the register, she says to me:
Customer: “I think you were getting confused!”
Not my fault you don’t know a croissant from a scone!