Time To Make A Bloody Mess Of Things

I think my brain is trying to embarrass me. This happened a few years back. The director came round the office to hand out our payslips.

Me: “Ooh! It’s that time of the month again!”

Everyone in the office stopped to laugh at what I said.

Me: “No, that’s not what I meant. I mean it’s that period when…”

And I promptly went, “AAARGH!” when I realised that I hadn’t made things any better.

Yeah, I went quite the shade of red.