Misery Loves Companies

| New Mexico, USA | Working | May 7, 2012

(Note: It is Valentine’s Day, I am single, and a bit upset about it. This occurs when I am calling to order a new ATM card from my bank.)

Employee: “Okay, you should be getting your new card in the mail within a few weeks.”

Me: “Awesome. Thank you.”

Employee: “No problem. I should probably wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day, but I f***ing hate today!”

Me: “That is exactly what I needed to hear!”

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Management Reserves The Right To Abuse Service

| Paris, France | Working | May 7, 2012

(I am a male customer being waited on by a female employee. An older man, visibly intoxicated, is being noisy, bothers the ladies and even regularly turns down the lights in the bar. The employees just let him frolic around.)

Me: “Excuse me, miss. Is this man a regular or something?”

Employee: “He’s the manager, sir…”

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Work Is Now Required At Work

| Working | May 7, 2012

Do The Slow-Key Po-Key

| Massachusetts, USA | Working | May 6, 2012

Manager: “So, you click “New” to make a new inventory sheet?”

Me: “Yes, right over there.”

Manager: “Now what do I do…type it in?”

Me: “Yes, in the text box.”

(My manager types as slowly as humanly possible.)

Manager: “So, where’s that space key again?”

Who Needs a Fitness Center?

| Working | May 6, 2012

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