There’s Probably Some Kind Of Rule Prohibiting That
I used to work with a former Marine officer, [Supervisor]. She was, shall we say, very plain-spoken. Our employer made billing software for a number of large international firms, and at the time, [Supervisor] was the night shift supervisor for the operations center.
One of the DBAs (Database Administrators) working there had developed a reputation for doing as little work as possible, passing the buck, etc. I was within earshot one day when the direct-line manager of this particular employee called [Supervisor] to discuss the problem child after a particularly egregious bit of indolence on his part.
Manager: “So, [Supervisor], I wanted to talk to you today to discuss what we should do about [Worthless DBA].”
Supervisor: *Bluntly* “Does it involve staking him out over an anthill with honey smeared on his genitalia?”
It was a good thing I wasn’t drinking coffee at the time.