TWG Would Like To Remind The World That ‘Catnado’ Is A Movie That Exists
I’m the OP from “Darkly A-Mew-sing.” Our kitty has been happily ruling over our cousins’ farmhouse with an iron paw for six years. One of my brothers (not the one in the first story) visits them about once a month, both to hang out with our cousins and dote on the cat.
One night, as my brother and our cousins are eating dinner, they hear a tornado siren go off. Everyone freezes, drops their silverware, and leaps into action. They have maybe five minutes to secure the entire farm before the tornado touches down. One person goes to secure the goats, the other the cows, and my brother runs through the house calling for the cat.
No luck. He can’t find her. He refuses to stop looking until one of our cousins hauls him into the basement shelter while he’s almost crying about how he can’t find her, where could she be, what if she gets hurt?
He then looks up and sees her sitting on a shelf, her front paws crossed all prim and proper, looking down at them as if wondering what the silly humans were up to.
She received many snuggles, and my brother claims this incident took a year off his life.