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From Now On, This Is What We’re Calling ‘Em…

, , , , , | Right | January 4, 2021

I overhear a tourist on the phone at a park that has lots of peacocks.

Tourist: “There’s blue disco chickens everywhere here, man…”

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Depends Who You Ask

, , , , | Related | January 4, 2021

I see a dad putting his son, who looks to be about two or three, in a high chair at a restaurant. The kid isn’t having it and gives his dad an exasperated look.

Kid: “Am I a baby? Am. I. A. BABY?”

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I’m Afraid NotAlwaysRight IS Real Life!

, , , , | Related | December 30, 2020

My dad and I are in a dollar store.

Dad: “I just heard the lady on the next aisle ask if something was a dollar.”

Me: “I’ve only read about those people on NotAlwaysRight. I didn’t think they existed in real life!”

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A Scary Leap Of Logic

, , , , , | Right | December 22, 2020

It is Halloween and I am shopping in a seasonal aisle when I overhear two customers talking.

Customer: “The leap-day should fall in October, so every four years we get a Halloween Part II.”

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That Explains Why They Bought A Roast Chicken For The Dragon…

, , , , , , , | Right | December 18, 2020

I overhear this in the pet food aisle:

Small Child: *Pointing to a large bag of dog food* “Kitten food!”

Mother: “Yes, yes, we need to get kitten food.”

She puts a few bags of dog food into the cart.

Employee: “Sorry, ma’am, I just happened to overhear and wanted to make sure you know that’s dog food, not cat food.”

Mother: “Oh, no, I know… Hey, if you have kids, don’t let them name your pets, okay?”

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