That’s An Odd Major For An Amish Person…
For a while, I was getting a lot of scam calls — mainly the Microsoft virus one. Hanging up didn’t stop them, and they kept changing numbers, so I couldn’t block them. So, I figured I might as well have some fun with them. The first call after I decided this:
Scam Caller #1: “Hello, ma’am. I am calling from Microsoft because your computer is infected with a lot of viruses.”
Me: “Oh, you do know I have a Master’s degree in computer science, right?”
I don’t.
Scam Caller #1: *Click*
That was over so quickly, I thought I needed to step up my game a little. So, on the following call:
Scam Caller #2: “Hello, ma’am. I am calling from Microsoft because your computer is infected with a lot of viruses.”
Me: “But I’m Amish.”
Scam Caller #2: “What?”
Me: “I’m Amish.”
Scam Caller #2: “What does that mean?”
Me: “It means I don’t believe in owning or using modern technology.”
Scam Caller #2: “Oh. Does that mean you don’t have a computer?”
Me: “That’s right. I don’t even own a telephone.”
Scam Caller #2: “Oh. Okay, then! Bye! Have a good day!” *Click*
I stared at the phone the caller had just been talking to me on before bursting into giggles.
I am aware that my explanation of Amish culture was very simplified and probably not entirely accurate. I wasn’t trying to be factual, just trying to confuse a scammer, and it worked! I didn’t get any more calls after that one.