We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 9
A teenage-looking kid walks up to me at the till with about $90 worth of sweet vodka drinks.
Me: “Can I see your ID?”
Customer: “Oh, I don’t have my wallet with me.”
He’s mumbling everything, and I can barely hear him.
Me: “Sorry man that sucks.”
Customer: “Can I come pay for it later?”
Me: “Yeah, sure, I’ll hang onto it for you.”
Customer: “No, I gotta take it now.”
Me: “Uh, no, I can’t do that. Also, I still need to see ID.”
Customer: “Can you get it for me?”
I had to ask him to repeat it because I thought I heard him wrong.
Customer: “Yeah, can you pay for it from your pocket?”
Me: “Uh, no?!?”
Customer: “Bro, I can’t take no for an answer.”
Me: “Well, I can’t give you free alcohol with no ID!”
Eventually, he got the message and left, but holy s***, do you know how stores work? Did he really think that was gonna happen? I can’t believe people sometimes.
Related:
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 8
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 7
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 6
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 5
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 4