The Mac Versus Windows Battle Rages On
I receive a phone call from an unrecognized number. I know it’s likely a scam, but I’m bored so I answer.
Scammer: “Hello, this is [Generic Caucasian Name spoken in a foreign accent] and I’m calling because we received an alert that your computer has been infected.”
Me: “Oh, no! What will I do?”
Scammer: “You have to log onto your computer immediately and I’ll remotely access it to remove it for you.”
Me: “Okay! Which computer?”
Scammer: “Your Windows computer.”
Me: “Which one?”
Scammer: “The one with Windows on it.”
Me: “I have two computers. They both have Windows on them.”
Scammer: “…”
Me: “Just kidding. I have an iMac and MacBook. Can I still get a Windows bug, though?”
He hung up.