And Now They’re Always Closed To You! Convenient!
A patient calls us one morning.
Me: “Good morning, [Doctor]’s office. How can I help you?”
Patient: “What time do you open?”
Me: “We’re open now.”
Patient: “What time, though?”
Me: “We open for labwork at 7:30.”
Patient: “Okay, well, I had an appointment at 7:30, and the doors were locked. The hours posted outside say you open at 8:30.”
This is true, but that is for walk-ins. I arrived at 7:25 — about an hour ago — and unlocked the doors. I remember something, though.
Me: “I saw a car in the parking lot when I came in. Was that you?”
Patient: “Probably? You didn’t say anything?”
There’s no way I’m going to approach some random car in our lot.
Me: “No, I didn’t know who you were.”
Patient: “That’s why you say something! Your doors were locked when I was there.”
Me: “I unlocked them at 7:25.”
Patient: “And you don’t want people to arrive early for appointments?”
Me: “Not for lab work, no.”
Patient: *Irate* “Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
Me: “We can do your labs now or send you to the hospital for them.”
Patient: “That’s not going to work! I had an appointment and you were locked. I can’t do it now.”
Me: “We weren’t; we opened at 7:30.”
Patient: “You weren’t! And you saw me and didn’t do anything?”
Me: “Sir, we were open at 7:30.”
Patient: “WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON’T GIVE A S***!” *Hangs up*
This call only lasted a few minutes, but the way they yelled at me made me upset. I spoke to the doctor about it, and he immediately released the patient. They had a follow-up scheduled for the next week, and when they showed up, our doctor spoke to them and let them go. Good riddance!