Did You Skip Your Coffee Or Did You Leave Your Glasses At Home?
Years ago, before navigation apps, we had a man come to our door unexpectedly (not a delivery). He was from a local utility to notify us of some upcoming work.
Me: “Hello, can I help you?”
Man: “I’m with [Utility]. Is this [my address]?”
Me: “Yes.”
Man: “You’re supposed to have your address painted on the curb and on a mailbox. That’s legally required. Most people have it on the house so delivery people and utility workers can find it. You don’t have any of those. How do expect anyone to find you?”
Me: “Step back two steps and reach out with your left hand.”
He stepped back and touched the post holding up the porch roof. It had our street number in four-inch-high metal numbers. He had to have walked right past them to ring our bell.
Man: “Well, those are hard to see from the street. You should still have them on the curb. You don’t even have a mailbox. That’s illegal.”
Me: “The numbers are on the curb right next to the driveway. I don’t know how you missed them.”
The numbers were sharp, large, and easily read.
Man: “I was looking for them on the house. You still need—”
Me: “A mailbox?”
I pointed to the mailbox, which was on the property line with our neighbor. It was one post with two boxes. The one on our side was ours and had the numbers on the visible side and the end (door).
The man shook his head disgustedly, handed me a notice about the upcoming work, and walked away.