A while back, my parents moved into a new home with fancy features like a security system and a garage door app that said when the doors opened and closed. They had a problem with the doors randomly opening and closing. My mom had the following phone conversation with tech support, which she relayed to me afterward.
Mom: “Hi. I’m having an issue where my garage doors are opening and closing when nobody is home. The app is sending me a lot of notifications, and I can see them on the cameras, as well. Can you check into this?”
Support Lady: “Hmm… that’s odd. I’m not seeing any issues with the doors on our end. Are you sure nobody’s pressing the button?”
Mom: “Yes, I’m sure. There are security cameras outside and inside the garage. They would show if someone pressed the button.”
Support Lady: “All right, well, perhaps it’s because the buttons are too close together. Can you move the buttons further apart?”
Mom: “The buttons are on either side of the garage doors. It’s a brand-new house, and they were installed that way. There’s nowhere further apart to put them.”
Support Lady: “Well, if you can’t move the buttons, uh, let me see… Ah! Ma’am, I think I’ve found the problem.”
Mom: “Great! What is it?”
Support Lady: *Excited* “I think there are tarantulas in your wires! Yes, they must be chewing on the wires, which would cause the doors to open and close.”
There were moments of silence while Mom processed this.
Mom: “I’m sorry, tarantulas? In the wires?”
Support Lady: “Yes, they can live in the wires and chew them to try to get out, and this causes the doors to open and close.”
Mom: “I don’t think you understand what a tarantula is, or maybe what a wire is. Also, I’m in Ohio! There are definitely not tarantulas in my wires.”
Support Lady: *Disappointed* “Oh. Well, I don’t know what the problem is, then. Sorry.”
Mom hung up in disbelief. The door problem did eventually get fixed, although I don’t remember what the real solution was. We still laugh about the tarantulas living in the wires.