I have an early morning ultrasound scheduled. I get there, check in on the tablet, and wait my turn. The receptionist at the check-in station calls us up one by one.
Receptionist: “Andrew!”
There’s no response.
Receptionist: “Andrew!”
There’s still no response.
Receptionist: “Is there an Andrew here?”
No one answers, so she moves on.
Five minutes later, a man comes in on his phone. Something tells me this is the missing Andrew.
Andrew: “Hi, I’m Andrew. You called me?”
Receptionist: “Okay, go ahead and have a seat, and—”
Andrew: “But you called me.”
Receptionist: “Yes, but you were not here, so you went back on the waiting list. If—”
Andrew: “But you called me.”
Receptionist: “But you weren’t here. Go sit down and I will call you again.”
Andrew sits down, typing furiously on his phone. It rings, and he steps out again. I make eye contact with another woman waiting in the room.
Receptionist: “Andrew?”
Andrew is on his phone outside again, not listening to anything.
Receptionist: “Andrew!”
Other Woman: “Dumba**.”
Receptionist: “Andrew?”
Other Woman: “He’s back outside on his phone.”
Receptionist: *Deep breath* “Okay.”
She calls the next person, and Andrew returns.
Andrew: “Now this is ridiculous! You’ve called me twice and refused to take me! I have an appointment!”
Receptionist: “Then you need to be present for it. I have called you twice, and both times, you have been out of the room on your phone. Please stay in here and wait to be called.”
Andrew: “This place is bulls***.”
Receptionist: “Sir, sit down or leave.”
His phone rings AGAIN.
Andrew: “I have to take this.”
Receptionist: “If you leave this building again, I will remove you from our system.”
Andrew: “You don’t have the authority to do that!”
Someone else in a white coat — probably a doctor but I don’t recognize him — appears.
White Coat: “I will remove you. Sit down, silence your phone, and wait your turn, or get out of my office.”
Andrew sits down, face bright red. No one in the waiting room makes eye contact with him. He does finally get seen, since we are checking out at the same time. He is very curt with the receptionist there, too.
Andrew: *As he is walking out the door* “I’ll tell everyone on Yelp to avoid this s***hole!”
Other Woman: “Hopefully you will, too!”