In Line And Out Of Line, Part 26
Customer: “No! That perfume is 50% off!”
Me: “No, ma’am, this brand is not on sale.”
Customer: “Your adverts said everything is 50% off!”
Me: “No, ma’am, we have a sale section at the front of the store, and all those perfumes are 50% off. Everything else is the regular price!”
Customer: “That’s false advertising! Your adverts said everything in the store is 50% off!”
Me: “Can you please show me the advert that says that? If you can find one that does, I’ll honour that discount for this purchase.”
Customer: *Starts looking around* “Look! That sign there says… Well… But the sign on the front is… Okay, maybe the wording is… Look. I know I saw one! I think it was on your website! Whoever is putting adverts up on your website is making a mistake!”
I pull up the website on my phone.
Me: “You mean this site? The sale banner says, ‘50% off select items in store’.”
Customer: “You changed that just now!”
Me: “I’ve been talking to you this whole time, ma’am.”
Customer: “Give me 50% off! I’ll find the advert that said it later!”
Me: “I can give you the discount after the sale, ma’am, if you can find that advert, but I can’t wait for you to find it here. Please either purchase at full price now, or come back later with the advert.”
Customer: “I’m not moving until you give me the sale price!”
Me: “You’re holding up the line.”
Customer: “Deal with it!”
Me: “Ma’am, would you rather deal with me, or deal with the increasing number of people you’re holding up?”
She looks back and seems surprised to notice five angry-looking customers in line behind her getting increasingly impatient.
Me: “Mind you, they can walk out with you.”
She left quickly after that.
Related:
In Line And Out Of Line, Part 25
In Line And Out Of Line, Part 24
In Line And Out Of Line, Part 23
In Line And Out Of Line, Part 22
In Line And Out Of Line, Part 21