The Merry Adventures Of Mr. Plow
(I, a twenty-three year old woman, work third shift at a gas station, alone. It is the first major snowfall of the season and everybody who owns a plow is out there. A guy in his thirties comes in to buy a soda and cigarettes.)
Me: *after I scan them* “Anything else?”
Customer: *handing me the money* “A plowing partner.”
(As I’m putting it in the drawer, I suddenly wonder if he wasn’t talking about clearing snow. I decide to ignore the comment as I hand him his change. Apparently he also rethought his words.)
Customer: “I just realized that might have come off the wrong way…”
(I reassured him I knew what he meant, but that accidental suggestive comment actually made my night.)