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A Tell As Old As Time

, , , , , , | Related | December 17, 2025

I am a movie snob. I know it. My family knows it. And while I try to ‘Let People Enjoy Things’, it’s usually obvious when I don’t like something. 

Several years back, I was home for the holidays, and we all decided to watch the latest animated movie from the House of Mouse. I didn’t go into it with high expectations, but I was content to let my nieces enjoy the fairy tale.

Surprisingly, I didn’t think it was that bad.

Once the movie was done, I turned to share my thoughts, and my sister looked at me with a huge grin on her face and said:

Sister: “You totally loved that movie.”

Me: “What? How do you know?”

Sister: “After “Let it Go” you asked who the composer and directors were. You only ask about the production crew when you like a movie.”

I learned one of my tells that night. I got my revenge by joining my nieces in singing Let it Go for the rest of my visit.

From One Uncle To Another

, , , | Related | November 29, 2025

My sister and her kids were visiting. I made fajitas for dinner. My niece, six years old, asks:

Niece: “Uncle, where do peppers come from?”

Before I can answer, her brother (one year older) pipes in:

Nephew: *Confidently.* “Uncle Ben’s!”

He’s now nineteen and still hasn’t lived it down.

It’s Not Just The Porridge That’s Warm

, , , , , , | Healthy | November 24, 2025

Content Warning: Cancer

 

In October 2015, my niece, then aged 2½, was diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukaemia. She started on chemotherapy straight away at a truly wonderful children’s hospital in the north of England.

The consultant told us that the best things we could do to ensure her treatment was successful were to ensure she took her medication and to keep her weight up as much as possible. As well as regular chemo, she had to be taken to the hospital whenever her temperature went up, often for a few days at a time.

The hospital’s rule was that children must have an accompanying adult at all times to take care of their non-medical needs. As the family member who lived closest, I sometimes stayed in the hospital with my niece to give my brother and sister-in-law a bit of a break.

This story happened in February 2016, almost at the end of the first and most intensive period of chemo.

Her temperature had spiked a few nights previously, so she had been rushed to the hospital. She had some kind of infection that was making her very tired and grumpy, and she had hardly eaten for days, even the ward chef’s amazing muffins (they concealed four kinds of fruits and vegetables and were absolutely delicious) didn’t tempt her.

6 AM in the pre-dawn gloom of a drizzly English winter morning, my niece (who, by her own precocious admission, was “not a morning person”) suddenly woke up and demanded porridge. This was very welcome, as she hadn’t asked for food for days, but also a problem in that, as she rarely ate porridge, I didn’t have any! She was very fickle about eating at that point, and I feared that if I didn’t get the porridge reasonably quickly, she would no longer want it.

I went to the nurses’ station to ask if they had any porridge on the ward: nope. I started working through other options that might work within what I suspected was quite a tight time limit; I doubted she would still want porridge by the time the ward chef came on shift at 8 AM. Similarly, nipping the half mile to the nearest supermarket would probably have taken too long, especially as I would have had to find another adult to watch my niece in the meantime.

I went to look in the visitors’ kitchen, where there was a box of non-perishable food that people had left behind when they left the ward. No joy there.

Just as I was contemplating which adult would least mind a rude awakening, one of the cleaners poked her head round the door, then presented me with a sachet of instant porridge. The nurses had told everyone who came through the ward about my niece’s sudden porridge urge, and it so happened that this cleaner had a sachet to eat on her break.

I thanked her profusely (memory fails, but I was probably tearful) and offered her a flapjack in return, which she accepted, saying it would make a nice change. My niece ate half a bowl of porridge before falling asleep again.

There was still a long way to go after this incident; it was by no means the end or even the end of the beginning. But it was a bright spot in a very dark time.

I’m posting this story to mark the tenth anniversary of her diagnosis. Her treatment ended two weeks before her fifth birthday, and she’s been cancer-free ever since with no memory of having ever been ill.


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The Sass, However, Is VERY Real

, , , | Related | October 5, 2025

I’m playing with my three-year-old niece, and she’s playing kitchen, meaning she’s bringing me stuff on her toy plates, and I have to pretend to eat whatever she’s proclaimed is on the plate.

This has been going on for some time, and I was getting kinda bored, so when she brought me a chicken, I started to pretend that I was choking on a chicken bone.

She just looked at me and said in a dispassionate tone:

Niece: “Uncle, don’t be stupid. It’s not real.”

 


CORRECTION: Narrative tense and speaker title misspelling have been corrected.

Let’s Just Call It A Musical And Leave It At That…

, , , , | Related | July 29, 2025

I’m a fan of ‘Hazbin Hotel’, an adult cartoon, and own a plushie of the main character, which I keep on a low shelf in my room. My nephew once came into my room and was fascinated by it.

Nephew: “Can I play with it for a bit?”

Me: “Yes.”

I wasn’t too fussed on keeping it pristine, and at the same time, I knew my nephew wasn’t going to tear it to pieces.

Apparently, it made an impression on him because he asked his mom, my sister, to have one too.

Sister: “Where can I find that stuffed doll of yours? I can’t find it in any toy store.”

Me: “Online, though… I must warn you, the character is from an adult cartoon. You might want to reconsider.”

Sister: “Oh, so like The Simpsons? What’s the issue?”

Me: “No, it’s not like The Simpsons. It’s much cruder; it has a lot of gore and sex references.”

Sister: “Then why did you let [Nephew] play with a doll related to it?”

Me: “It’s a normal stuffed toy, not exactly anything harmful, it’s just that you probably should not let him see the source material, y’know?”

Sister: “That’s for me to decide. Gimme the name and I’ll check it out.”

She didn’t end up buying it, and later told me to hide the doll for a little while.