Cents-lessly Arguing Over The Cost, Part 3
A customer comes into the store looking outraged.
Customer: “My service was down all day yesterday!”
Me: “We had a hurricane yesterday, and it damaged some of the network. We were able to get it up and running again after twelve hours.”
Customer: “This is unacceptable! I am paying for a service, and you did not provide that service! I want a credit!”
I check their account.
Me: “I see you’re on our Supersaver $12.99 a month plan.”
Customer: “That’s right.”
Me: *With a calculator* “Okay. September has thirty days, so that’s 720 hours. That comes to roughly 1.8 cents per hour, or 21.65 cents for the whole twelve-hour outage.”
Customer: “…”
Me: “Would you like that as a check, or shall I credit your bill for next month?”
Customer: “…”
Me: *Getting out a quarter* “I’ll tell you what. Since you’re such a loyal and understanding customer, we’ll credit you for a few more hours and you can take this entire quarter!”
The customer just walked out without saying another word. I love being the manager.
Related:
Cents-lessly Arguing Over The Cost, Part 2
Cents-lessly Arguing Over The Cost
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