I Don’t Work Here: Christmas Edition
It was less than a week before Christmas. It was nearing the end of my eleventh year of school. I was with my friend, looking for new casual outfits for the year-end party that our school held annually. It was lunch break, and we were walking around the mall located directly in front of our school.
We were both wearing black pants, black leather shoes, and yellow collared shirts since our school decided to color code the students according to their departments. The staff inside the mall were wearing tailored shirts and skirts, so the situation I went through was even more baffling.
We decided to first look at the shoe aisle since there were fewer people there and my friend wanted to wear new shoes to the party. I noticed that there was a group of women, maybe in their early to late thirties, in the middle of the store. Despite the hustle and bustle, they were by far the noisiest there. For some reason, the moment I looked at them, a woman who was taller than me started eyeing me. My guts told me that it was not going to end well with her, so I avoided further eye contact and just continued shopping.
About fifteen minutes later, when I finally found the dress that I wanted, I heard the group of women saying things along the lines of:
Woman #1: “It’s so messy in here!”
Woman #2: “Shouldn’t this be a mall? There are clothes everywhere.”
Woman #3: “No one is even here to assist people.”
Woman #4: “Some of the staff are just standing around.”
For the record, it was a fairly small store and since it was that time of the year, the staff were awfully busy. There was a tsunami of people, so it’s no question that the place had clothes lying around. The place was normally very tidy, though.
I just continued to ignore them and proceeded to kneel on the floor and search the lower racks for accessories. No more than a minute later, loud stomping headed my way, followed by a sharp tap — almost a slap — on my shoulder. It was the woman I had made eye contact with. Without even letting me ask what her problem was, she bombarded me with her questions and accusations.
Woman #1: “I’ve been calling for your attention for a while now, but you were ignoring me. How thick of a skin must you have? Look at this place! It’s a mess. How could anyone find what they are looking for? Shouldn’t you be assisting the customers and folding the clothes that they chose from and putting them back where they got them?”
I had to bite my lip to stop myself from questioning her sanity. There were at least forty customers at the store at that time. How could she expect to see a staff member waiting for every single one of them?
My friend in the aisle behind me was watching this all unfold. After more than a minute of the woman yapping, I slowly and clearly said:
Me: “Ma’am, that is not my job. I don’t work here.”
Woman #1: “That’s impossible! You look just like… them?”
I wanted to capture that moment when she looked at the cashier about five aisles away and realized that we were wearing different uniforms. She backed off without apologizing and stormed to her companions. Needless to say, she was embarrassed.
Related:
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 42
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 41
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 40
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 39
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 38