This Call Will Take Your Breath Away
I work in tech support for a medical office software company. Mostly, we get calls from the offices and hospitals that use our software, but occasionally, we get calls from patients who are able to log in to leave notes for their doctors, see their test results, etc. Usually, these are calls to help reset their password.
We take turns working the night shift. Luckily, it’s a work-from-home shift and usually pretty quiet. I take a call.
Me: “[Software Company] tech support. This is [My Name]; how may I help you?”
Caller: “Hello? Yes, I have an account and I need help.”
Me: “Okay, let’s look you up.”
I go through the process of locating her account, etc.
Me: “All right, I have your account pulled up now.”
Caller: “Yeah, okay, so I’ve been using the cream like the doctor said, but last night I couldn’t breathe if I laid down flat. Is that a side effect? Should I keep using it? Because, I—”
Me: “Ma’am? I’m sorry to interrupt, but this is the technical support line for [Software Program]. I’m afraid I cannot provide you with any medical advice.”
Caller: “Oh, really? Okay… Well, I just wanted to ask because I’d been using it…”
We go back and forth a few times, with me telling her I’m a tech support agent, not a medical professional, and her trying to get me to advise her about her medical symptoms.
Me: “Ma’am, please, you need to call your doctor’s office and tell them this. I cannot help you.”
Caller: “But they’re not open now! That’s why I called you.”
Me: “This is technical support. I can’t answer any of your medical questions. Please, call your doctor as soon as their office opens tomorrow.”
Caller: “But what if I can’t breathe again tonight?”
Me: “Go to the emergency room. That is the only advice I can give you. If you need help before your doctor’s office is open, go to the emergency room.”
Caller: “Ugh, fine. I guess I’ll do that.”
Me: “Thank you. I hope the rest of your night goes well.”
Caller: “We’ll see. I might not be able to breathe again.” *Click*
I made a note for my supervisor about the call, just in case she tried to claim later that I’d given her medical advice. We haven’t heard anything else about it so far, but it’s definitely one of the weirder calls I’ve taken on the night shift.