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This Manager Is NOT Messing Around

, , , , , , , , | Working | January 29, 2021

The first day back after we open the office again after a shut-down for the health crisis, my coworker comes in without a mask.

Manager: “Everyone must wear masks at all times in the office. Here, have a spare.”

Coworker: “I have a medical exemption.”

Manager: “You’ve had two months of work-from-home to get me a formal medical note. Put on a mask.”

Coworker: “I can’t breath with a mask on!”

Manager: “Then choke.”

Coworker: “Are you telling me that you want me to pass out and die?!”

Manager: “Survival of the majority trumps survival of the few. Put on your mask, and take solace in the knowledge that you’re doing what evolution wanted you to do.”

Coworker: “I—”

Manager: “Choose your next words carefully. They will determine whether or not I place flowers on your grave.”

He put on his mask.


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