Unfiltered Story #205593

, , | Unfiltered | August 13, 2020

My family and I were all out to eat at a very popular “international” breakfast place. I was in my early teens at the time and my sister is two years younger.

Server: *takes orders around the table, is now getting my sister’s order*

Sister: *places order* Oh and some toast.

Server: And how would you like your toast?

Sister: ……..

Server: ……..

Sister: Toasted?

Server: *very nicely* How toasted? Lightly, medium or extra?

Sister: Oh… regular, I guess.

We still crack up about this sometimes. It seems like a fair question but I’ve never been asked this before or since. The server handled her question well and was right to ask, but I still find this hilarious.

Unfiltered Story #205585

, , | Unfiltered | August 13, 2020

(I am on a small commuter plane between Houston and Dallas on a small, cheaper airline. We have been sitting on the runway for about 30 minutes already and it is looking like we’ll be there longer. Please note this was before the law that planes sitting on runways more than 30 mins have to return to the gate. There is a businessman a few rows behind me who has been complaining constantly and making a fuss. One of the stewards is a gay man and like the rest of us, he is getting sick of this guy)

Businessman: “This is ridiculous! Don’t you know who I am! I will be calling up your CEO and making a complaint!”

Steward: “I’m very sorry for the delay, sir.” *walks away*

(5 minutes later after hitting the attendant call button)

Businessman: “How much longer can this take! I am going to be late to a very important meeting! I will have your job for this!”

Steward: “Again, I’m very sorry sir and we will let you know as soon as we have an update.” *walks away*

(This goes on for the whole 30+ minute wait. Finally the steward snaps)

Businessman: “I am going to be late! Don’t you know who I am!”

Steward: *In a very flamboyant voice* “Honey look, there is only one queen on this plane and that’s me!”

(The businessman is stunned into silence while all of us around him are laughing. He didn’t make a peep the rest of the trip though!)

Unfiltered Story #205571

, , | Unfiltered | August 12, 2020

(I had just packed up a mans to-go order and was handing it to him. A few minutes later he came back up and told me it was wrong)
Me: Oh! I’ll have them remake it. Can I verify what you want on your burger?
Customer: Yes, I’d like ONLY MAYO no mustard or anything like that. Got it?
Me: Yes sir, only mayo.
*has cook remake burger and brings it to customer*
Customer: Uh…this ain’t gonna work booboo
Me: *speechless* Uh, whats wrong?
Customer: You ONLY put mayo on it!
Me: *walks away for coworker to deal with*

Thank You For Flying Comedy Airlines

, , , , , | Working | August 11, 2020

I am aboard an airplane on an inexpensive airline known for being fairly laid back, where sometimes flight attendants will give funny safety spiels. This is one of those times, and our attendant has the passengers laughing pretty quickly.

My favorite part is when she gets to the “oxygen masks will fall” part:

Flight Attendant: “Pull the oxygen mask towards you and place it over your nose and mouth. The oxygen will begin to flow automatically. If the oxygen does not begin to flow, then insert a quarter into the coin slot above your head.”

She pauses for laughter.

Flight Attendant: “I’m just kidding. You don’t need to pay for oxygen. We’re not [Cheap Airline, known for low fares but lots of extra fees].”

There’s more laughter.

Flight Attendant: “Hey, they have their business model; we have ours!”

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Movie Theater Employees Need To Be Avenged

, , , | Right | August 11, 2020

I’m in a theater watching “Avengers: Endgame.” As the end credits roll, I accidentally kick over my popcorn tub, spilling what’s left onto the floor. As I start cleaning it up, the lady sitting next to me stands up, looks at me, and says:

Customer: “Don’t worry about that; it’s their job to clean up after us.”

She then purposefully spilled some popcorn on the floor and walked out. I will never understand how some people can just be so rude.

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