Grandma’s Holding The Smoking Gun
CONTENT WARNING: Cancer, House Fire, Death
When I was a teenager, I didn’t have a computer or printer to work on different assignments, so after school, I would walk my dog over to my grandma’s house as she lived nearby, and I would work on homework at her house.
My grandma was a smoker her whole life, and as a result, she got lung cancer and had to be on oxygen. I was at her house one day and I saw that she was still smoking, so I told my dad.
Me: “Hey, Grandma’s still smoking.”
Dad: “What do you mean? She’s on oxygen.”
Me: “She just kinks the hose when she smokes.”
Dad: “WHAT?!”
I thought he was just upset that she was still smoking despite being on oxygen and having lung cancer. The reason why he was really upset was that you can literally cause the house to go up in flames. He called all his siblings, and they chewed her out for not only putting herself in danger but my grandpa, me, and my dog, as well. As a result, I was banned from going over to her house, and if I needed to work on something, I would have to text one of my parents in the morning so they would know to go take me to the library after school.
Years later, I was talking to my sister on the phone.
Sister: “Hey, did you hear about what happened to one of the couples Mom and Dad camp with?”
Me: “No. What happened?”
Sister: “The husband went to church and the wife stayed home, and while she was smoking on oxygen, the house went up in flames and she died. They figured it must have been suicide, because who would be that stupid to do something like that?”
Me: “And yet…”
Sister: “At least this lady waited until she was home alone. Grandma gave no f***s about anyone else.”