License To Kill The Sale
(I work at an international airport for a very large car rental company. A customer approaches the counter, provides me with a reservation number, and I request their driver’s license and credit card.)
Customer: “Here is my credit card.”
Me: “Okay, I will need to see your license as well, please.”
Customer: *begins doing something on his cell phone, seemingly ignoring me*
Me: “Sir, I just need to see your driver’s license.”
Customer: “HOLD ON, HOLD ON!” *puts hand up to shush me*
(The customer hands me his cell phone in which there is a photograph of a TEMPORARY license sitting on what looks like a kitchen counter.)
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. I need to have a physical driver’s license here in order to verify it.”
Customer: “This is a real driver’s license; there’s a photo right here.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Unfortunately, I cannot accept that as a valid driver’s license.”
Customer: “This is ridiculous! I have a driver’s license! It is right here. This company is going to h***, I swear!”
Me: “Could you present your license to a police officer if you were to be pulled over?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Then I cannot complete this rental for you. I’m very sorry.”
Customer: “This is ridiculous. I have the license right here. Are you blind? You can see this, can’t you?”
Me: “I can see it, yes. But unless you have a valid license in your possession that could be presented if requested, I cannot legally rent you a vehicle, and legally you cannot drive a vehicle.”
Customer: “I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU GET OFF DOING THIS TO PEOPLE!” *stalks off*
Me: *slams face on desk*