The Pallets Are Almost As High As The Tensions
About ten years ago, I worked as a merchandiser for a national soda company. One of the biggest problems we had would occur every holiday when stores had serious sales on soda, like getting four twelve-packs for ten bucks.
The problem is that there simply wasn’t enough room in the backroom to store enough product on a really busy holiday like the Fourth of July. Our sales representatives would order way more stuff than we ever had room for, and then it was up to me to Tetris it all into the space for us in the back.
The way it SHOULD have been done would be sending multiple orders on days like that as space became available, but of course, that would mean sending drivers to stores multiple times, which costs time and gas.
I had one store that had a really strict backroom manager with a no-exceptions policy of pallets never being stacked more than three high.
On this particular Fourth of July, we literally had twice as much product as what would fit. I called my boss.
Me: “You need to send a driver to buy back some of the excess load.”
Boss: “Stack the pallets as high as the forklift will allow you to.”
Me: “I just want to remind you that, at this location, I’m only allowed to stack pallets three high.”
Boss: “Figure it out.”
Cue malicious compliance.
I KNOW that the backroom manager will get lava-level mad when he sees this, but it’s the boss’s orders, so I am up to four high when the manager sees it and goes banshee apes*** on me.
Me: *Shrugging* “It’s my boss’s orders.”
I finish stacking — leaving one tower at FIVE pallets high — and then start walking out as my shift is now done.
Backroom Manager: “If you leave it like that, you can kiss your account with our store goodbye!”
I shrug again and leave.
I get a call from my boss thirty minutes later, around 8:00 pm.
Boss: “There’s a driver on the way to do buy-back. You need to go back to [Store] ASAP.”
Me: “My shift is done for the day. I have already returned the company truck and am on my way home to see some fireworks.”
Boss: “Turn around and go get it sorted!”
Me: “The only way I am going back is if I get double time for the entire day, plus a 10% raise.”
My entire day is about fourteen hours at this point.
Boss: *Yelling* “That’s never going to happen!”
Me: “Then me returning to [Store] is never going to happen. If you change your mind, you can send me an email, agreeing to my terms in writing.”
I had other side gigs at the time and wasn’t concerned at all about this job.
I got an email thirty minutes later from my boss’s boss agreeing to those terms. It was immediately followed by a phone call from him apologizing, telling me that I was needed, and saying that I needed to go back to the store ASAP.
My boss’s boss ALSO sent my boss, who was already at home, to help sort the mess out. Hearing him apologize to the backroom manager was gold.