Dad Jokes: The Game
A customer comes up to my teller counter with a withdrawal slip. He is with his teenage son.
Me: “So, you’re withdrawing $500, sir?”
Customer: “Yes. Sadly, my account is suffering from withdrawal symptoms today!”
The teenage son groans.
Teenager: “Daaaad! Stop being embarrassing!”
Customer: “Hey! If I’m using this to buy you a PS5, I reserve the right to have my pun!”
The teenager looks at me as if I can help him.
Me: “Dude, you’re getting a PS5. I’d let him dance in front of my class to get one of those!”
Customer: “Oooh, now there’s an idea!”
Teenager: *Trying not to smile* “Nooooo!”