Dad Jokes: The Game

A customer comes up to my teller counter with a withdrawal slip. He is with his teenage son.

Me: “So, you’re withdrawing $500, sir?”

Customer: “Yes. Sadly, my account is suffering from withdrawal symptoms today!”

The teenage son groans.

Teenager: “Daaaad! Stop being embarrassing!”

Customer: “Hey! If I’m using this to buy you a PS5, I reserve the right to have my pun!”

The teenager looks at me as if I can help him.

Me: “Dude, you’re getting a PS5. I’d let him dance in front of my class to get one of those!”

Customer: “Oooh, now there’s an idea!”

Teenager: *Trying not to smile* “Nooooo!”