Self-Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself, Part 8
Customer: “I see you’ve expanded your self-checkout area… again. At the expense of your human-operated checkout lanes… again.”
Me: “Well, not me personally, but yes, the store did add more self-checkouts as there seems to be a higher demand for them.”
Customer: “It’s so sad that this is where our country is heading. People don’t want to talk to each other anymore. Whatever happened to friendly human interaction?”
I scan her bread and pass it to the bagger. The customer immediately goes through a personality change.
Customer: “Don’t you dare put that in the bag first! It’ll get crushed, you moron!”
Bagger: “I was just putting it aside, ma’am. I wasn’t going to bag it—”
Customer: “I don’t believe you. You’re just saying that now because I spoke up. You’re lucky I am here using the original checkout lanes and keeping you boys employed! If I used the self-checkouts, I’d be doing your job for you! Next time, I think I will — and I’ll demand an employee discount from the manager for doing your jobs for you!”
The next customer in line has had enough.
Next Customer: “Whatever happened to friendly human interaction?”
Customer: “They’re being incompetent!”
Next Customer: “They’re being lovely human beings. You’re being a monster. Just hurry up and let them finish so we can all get moving.”
Customer: *To me* “See what I mean? This country is getting worse. No one wants to have social interactions anymore!”
Next Customer: “If these last few minutes are an indication of what you’re like, then it’s no wonder you only have checkout operators to talk to.”
Customer: “Shut up!”
Next Customer: “I’m sorry you’re lonely, but it’s your problem, not the baggers’.”
Customer: *To me* “Make her shut up!”
Me: “Uh… how about we all just stop talking until it’s time to pay?”
Mercifully, everyone took my advice!
Related:
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 7
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 6
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 5
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 4
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 3