Getting Shifty With The Shifts
This story is about an ex of mine and her one-day career working for a catalogue shop in the UK, but it starts with her brother. He had taken on a job at the local branch of [Chain] and quickly proved to be an unreliable and flakey worker who was routinely late and, even according to himself, not the most diligent when he was there. To no great surprise, he got canned after a few months.
To my somewhat surprise, my ex applied for a job at the same shop and was successful! However, she was working a one-month notice period, and a few days before she was due for her first shift, she got offered a job she liked better and decided to take it. To my greater surprise, she decided to work that shift.
Me: “Why do you think that’s a good idea?”
Ex: “Well, I don’t want to let them down with short notice.”
Me: “The first day will usually be Human Resources stuff and training anyway. I don’t think coming in for exactly one day when you’ve already told them you aren’t taking the job is going to be that helpful for anyone. To be honest, I’m shocked they’re giving you the option.”
Ex: “Well, as I said, they must be desperate!”
Me: “Just remember, then, that you’re only there for one day. If anybody gives you any nonsense, then just walk out.”
She did indeed go in for her one shift. I asked her about how it went afterward.
Ex: “Meh, it was mostly fine until the end of it, although I didn’t really get to do anything.”
Me: “What happened at the end?”
Ex: “The shift the manager called me into his office and said, ‘So, you’re leaving us after one day? I knew I should never have given you a chance; you’re even more of a time-waster than your brother.’ I did what you said, though, and just walked out. Can you believe he said that to me?”
I think she was honestly the only person that didn’t see the snark coming.