Low-IQ Low-Key Behavior
It is my junior year of high school in 2009. More classes have started introducing laptops to their toolkits and we are sitting in a history class that has recently gotten its first set. Our usernames are the initials of the school: MHS, and then our first initial and last name.
While the teacher is speaking to us I take notice of the girl next to me, who has taken to taking the keys off her keyboard and rearranging them; I don’t say anything and turn back to the teacher.
A few minutes later the teacher finally tells us to log in for the first time and set our passwords, which is when this exchange happens.
Girl: *Swears softly.*
Me: “What’s up?”
Girl: “Well, I moved the keys around to make typing easier.”
She shows me that she has lined up the keys MHSLE which match up to our school name and her name.
Girl: “But it’s not typing the correct letters!”
I lean over and hit the ‘M’ key, the computer produces a ‘G’.
Girl: “See!?”
Me: “The keycaps don’t dictate what letter the computer is going to make, [Girl’s Name].”
Girl: “What? Of course they do, what else would they mean?”
Me: “The keys? The little squares you moved? They are just the tops of the buttons so that you know what letter each button is. You can’t change that by moving them.”
Girl: “What!? That’s stupid!”
At this point the teacher walks up, apparently, we’re the only two that haven’t been typing away.
Teacher: “What’s going on here?”
Girl: “He was just telling me that if I move the keys around it doesn’t change the letters!”
Teacher: “You’d better not be moving the keys around!”
Girl: “Oh… I…”
Me: “Just put them all back, look at mine.”
I pushed my laptop over to her so she could look at it and she started popping her keys off again. The teacher, understandably, was at a loss for words, but eventually, her brain gained enough traction to speak again.
Teacher: “I can’t believe you! Would you do this to your computer at home!?”
Girl: “I don’t have a computer at home, I go to the library across the street.”
Teacher: “Have you done this to the library computer!?”
The girl looked offended and gasped.
Girl: “Of course not Mrs. [Teacher]! I would never! Those computers belong to the library!”
Me: “Uh, these computers belong—”
Teacher: “Don’t! Mr. [My Last Name], don’t… don’t… don’t… just don’t.”
The teacher ended up leaving the classroom for about twenty or thirty minutes, when she returned the lesson plan resumed, but, with much less energy.