Technically, That Could Be A Resolution
(A couple of coworkers and I are talking before we clock in this morning. We’re all kind of punchy from the early hour.)
Coworker #1: “Any plans for tonight?”
Me: “No, I work tomorrow morning. Collecting all that time and a half, you know.”
Coworker #2: “I’ve got to start working on my New Year’s revolution.”
Me: “Your what now?!”
Coworker #1: “Do you mean resolution?” *snickers*
Coworker #2: “What did I say?”
Me: “New Year’s revolution.” *giggling* “I honestly like that better than resolution.”
(We were laughing for a good five minutes as we made our way up the elevator. And we’ve been yelling, “VIVA LA REVOLUTION!” when we see each other through the day.)