An Ending Not Even Pigeons Deserve
CONTENT WARNING: Animal Injury/Death
I was hired to paint a backlog of repaired cars in a makeshift auto body shop. They had done a quick installation of an old spray paint booth. The exhaust fan ducts were routed out through a window at the back of the building.
I was under a lot of pressure to paint several repairs the first day, so when the fan system and ducts made a lot of noise each time they turned it on, I figured I would look into it after the backlog of cars was done.
At the end of the day, the boss called me into his office where I saw a woman sitting in the customer chair. She was crying so hard that her makeup was running down her face. He told me to take her keys, go out back and get her car, and handle it!
So, without saying a word, I took the keys with the Cadillac key fob from the table and went on my way out back to a public parking lot behind our shop. It was there that I saw why she was crying so hard. Her white Cadillac was parked under the window where my fan system was.
The car was covered from front to back with blood and feathers… along with various other pieces of several pigeons that were inside my fan system each time I used it. The installers forgot to put a screen over the exit.
The boss seemed to think it was all my fault. Oh, well.