I Have No Time For Christmas Cheer
In an effort to boost morale, my workplace decided to host a competition around Christmas. They set up a section on each floor (most each business group was together on one floor) to decorate with a Christmas scene and declared that each floor would be competing with each other. The upper executive would judge who had the best Christmas decorations. There was no prize, just clout.
Of the six floors, five jumped into the idea immediately. They had a great time working together, or when someone had the idea of playfully stealing the tinsel from another floor, against each other. One had a crime scene set up where Grandma had been run over by a reindeer. Another had a diorama of the Home Alone house. A third made a Christmas tree of tin cans and other goods they’d be donating afterward.
Floor Four did not participate. The executives sent out emails and tried to encourage them, but no such luck. Finally, floor four was chastised as being fuddy-duddies bringing down the fun and ignored.
Then came the day of the judging. The executive laughed over Grandma, oohed over the lovely Christmas lights of the fireplace scene, and spent far too long looking for all of the details of Home Alone.
They got to Floor Four and found that someone had simply placed a large piece of paper on the ground. It showed a graph of the average current flexitime banked up by employees in each of the business groups.
For those unfamiliar, flexitime is the extra hours that someone has worked over their contracted hours, which they are supposed to be able to then spend another day by going home early or even taking the day off.
I should be clear; when I say “a piece of paper” I actually mean two A3s (11.7 by 16.5 inches) stuck together. The only graph line that went even above halfway on the first A3 was Floor Four, which was a full 900% higher than the next highest.
We’re still unsure who printed the paper, but the fuddy-duddies — too overworked and overcapacity to have any fun at all — had made their point.