(I’m at college. I go to purchase a lab manual.)
Clerk: “Sorry, you don’t have a valid student ID. Go to the library and get a new one.”
(I’ve been using this ID for three years, but whatever.)
Librarian: “You need paperwork from the business office to get a renewed ID.”
(I go to the business office.)
Clerk: “You need to pay off your debts before I can do anything for you.”
Me: “Yeah, okay. I’ve been meaning to do that, anyway.”
(It’s only the first week of school. I pull up my student account; I owe $240.)
Clerk: “That’ll be $430.”
Me: “What? No, see?”
(I show her my account.)
Clerk: “It’s actually $430.”
Me: “Why?”
Clerk: “It’s $430.”
Me: “Why?”
Clerk: “Fees.”
Me: “Why is it $230 on my account but $430 here?”
Clerk: *shrugs*
Me: “…”
Clerk: “…”
Me: “I don’t know what you want me to do.”
Clerk: “Pay?”
Me: “I don’t know what I’m supposed to be paying.”
Clerk: “$430!”
Me: “Why?!”
Clerk: “THAT’S HOW MUCH IT COSTS!”
Me: “WHY?!”
Clerk: “Do you want a manager?”
Me: “Yes, please!”
(I never do this. I’m usually a pushover for workers, but this is two hundred dollars that I’d be paying “just because.”)
Manager: *on speaker phone* “What’s the problem?”
Me: “My account on my phone says my classes cost $230, but her computer says $430.”
Manager: “It’s $430.”
Me: “Why? I don’t understand why it’s $200 more.”
Manager: “Don’t worry; I’ll fix it. Give me a moment.”
Me: *finally relieved*
Manager: “Refresh the page.”
(I refresh my page. It’s now $430.)
Me: “…”
Clerk: “You can pay with a payment plan which will, in total, cost more, but it’ll be much easier.”
Me: *giving up* “I’d rather pay it all off right now.”
Clerk: “Okay! Here’s some paperwork for that.” *immediately flips to the last page and points where I should sign*
(I am an incredibly paranoid person. I read the terms and agreements. I’m that b****.)
Me: “This is the paperwork for the payment plan.”
Clerk: “…”
Me: “I’m paying it all, right now. And I want a receipt.”
Clerk: *rolls her eyes, gets me the right paperwork, and gives me a receipt*