Rated R-You Serious?!, Part 9
I work in a movie theater.
Me: *Gesturing to my left* “You’re in theater nine. It’s the first one on the right down this way.”
The customer and his ten-or-so-year-old child walk away, and I turn to help the next customer. Two hours later, the customer storms up to me.
Customer: “You sent me to the wrong theater!”
Me: “Pardon?”
Customer: “I just sat through [Very Gory Horror Film] with my son for two hours! He’s going to be traumatized! We wanted [Family-Friendly Movie]! You sent me to the wrong theater! I want your dumb a** fired!”
Me: “Sir, I told you that you were going to theater nine. That’s the theater playing [Family-Friendly Movie].”
Customer: “No, you sent me to theater six!”
Me: “Sir, no offense, but I most certainly did not.”
Customer’s Child: “He’s right, daddy! He said theater nine!”
Customer: *To his kid* “Shut up!” *To me* “You gave me bad directions! You should be fired!”
Me: “Wait… if you realized you were in the wrong theater, why did you stay the entire time?”
Customer: *Looking incredibly baffled* “I… I… I don’t have to answer your questions!”
He stormed out the exit door, ranting about me sending him to the wrong theater. I’d say he was just fishing for a free ticket, but the look of honest confusion on his face and the fact that he didn’t go to a manager make me think he really was just that stupid.
Related:
Rated R You Serious?!, Part 8
Rated R You Serious?!, Part 7
Rated R You Serious?!, Part 6
Rated R You Serious?, Part 5
Rated R You Serious?, Part 4