Donut Assume A Cop Likes These
I’m fairly new at a job where members of law enforcement come in to fuel up their vehicles and themselves. This is at the height of the time when wearing masks seems like a very good idea, but many of them seem to feel that they don’t need to mask up. In appreciation for one of the officers that do wear a mask, I offer him a package of day-old donuts on the house.
Officer: “Do you think just because I’m a cop, I like donuts?”
I pause in embarrassment, having not even thought about the connection.
Me: “I… thought everybody liked donuts.”
He chuckles and accepts. The next night, he comes back in and purchases a package of the same donuts.
Officer: “I think you may have me addicted to these.”