This Customer Is Getting A Bit Long In The Tooth
Our zoo has a prehistoric section that has models of extinct creatures.
Guest: “Sabretooth tigers aren’t extinct!”
Me: “They have been for about ten to twelve thousand years, sir.”
Guest: “I saw some last time I was here!”
Me: “Then sir, may I say you look amazing for your age!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?